*Vegas Edition*
:: I have to travel there four times a year for work. This trip is #3 of 4.
:: I have believed for some time now that it is the worst place on earth (I have used other phrases such as, but not limited to: the armpit of hell, the heartbeat of all that is wrong with the world, groddy…)
:: I have yet to gamble
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:: that the new hipster thing to do is to smell like shit
:: people that walk into my store and immediately yell, “HELLLLOOOOO?”
:: this car
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::53:: Days left until my vacation
::4:: How many times my daughter woke me up last night
::17:: Gas mileage of my car
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Checked out the Transformers movie on Friday night. 2 out of 5 stars, the 2 going to special effects. Please choose the following purpose to the movie:
a. War propaganda to continue supporting the war in Iraq
b. The longest car commercial in history, brought to you by all the failing American car manufacturers
c. A ‘How-to’ in product placement and pop culture branding
d. A ‘How-to’ in making millions of dollars with a poorly written script
e. All of the above
f. Other, please specify:_________________________
Best/Worst quote of the movie: “Criminals are HOT!” – John Turturro (not his fault)
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>I listen to bands that don’t even exist yet.
>I don’t call good friends by their real name and/or first name. Listen up next time you are around me. Maybe we need to hang out more.
>Sometimes, for me, it is paralyzing to think about how many creative people there are in the world creating amazing things for the rest of us everyday.
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For a few months now, I’ve been checking out Michael Cera’s new gig on The Internets since the departure of Arrested Development. I highly suggest perusing the videos and blog. It may make you laugh. Or it may just make you miss AD. You choose.
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