“If everything is going smoothly, you’re doing something wrong.” (taken from a random article in the NYtimes)
Entries from May 2008
Beat This
May 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment
Jamie Livingston took a polaroid everyday for 18 years. Not taking into account inflation, that is about $5,200 in polas. Zam! (via yewknee)
Categories: AlmostEverything
“Thank you Daddy, that our yard no longer looks like white-trash, we feel safe playing outside and we don’t get beat up at school anymore.”
May 21, 2008 · 4 Comments
Categories: AlmostEverything
Things You Might Not Have Known About (Me:) (26)
May 16, 2008 · 9 Comments
: I hate watersports of any and all varieties.
: Still surprised to see (and hear) cars on the road with stereos with bass that rattle every nut and bolt.
: Now leaning towards McCain (I just said that).
Categories: AlmostEverything
wtf? (Hollywood Edition)
May 10, 2008 · 5 Comments
You see, I have a friend, who is a friend of many of you too, that is actually a talented writer and has been trying to get movies done in Hollywood for a decade. So when I see this crap (see below), all I can do is shake my head and try not to cry.
Categories: AlmostEverything
A Proper Response Could Be “Congratulations” With a Hint of “OH SH*T” In Your Tone
May 6, 2008 · 10 Comments
There will be a third Baby Mac entering the world some time this November.
My father’s response: “Boy, you gotta tie a rubber band around that thing!”
Categories: AlmostEverything
No Children Were Used in the Production of this Blog Post
May 2, 2008 · 1 Comment
Update: Best headline I’ve read today, “Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots) Headed to Jail, Plans Solo Album and Autobiography”. Busy guy.
Categories: AlmostEverything

