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Entries from May 2008

My New Life’s Quote

May 31, 2008 · 1 Comment

If everything is going smoothly, you’re doing something wrong.” (taken from a random article in the NYtimes)

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688 of 5,000

May 30, 2008 · 5 Comments

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Beat This

May 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Jamie Livingston took a polaroid everyday for 18 years. Not taking into account inflation, that is about $5,200 in polas. Zam! (via yewknee)

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“Thank you Daddy, that our yard no longer looks like white-trash, we feel safe playing outside and we don’t get beat up at school anymore.”

May 21, 2008 · 4 Comments

Behold, the power of new landscaping!

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Things You Might Not Have Known About (Me:) (26)

May 16, 2008 · 9 Comments

: I hate watersports of any and all varieties.

: Still surprised to see (and hear) cars on the road with stereos with bass that rattle every nut and bolt.

: Now leaning towards McCain (I just said that).

Happy Friday Everyone!

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Just Another Day

May 14, 2008 · 3 Comments

I think the world would be a better place if everyone was required to play ‘dress up’ everyday. In related news: my son is really into dogs, like, really into dogs.

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wtf? (Hollywood Edition)

May 10, 2008 · 5 Comments

You see, I have a friend, who is a friend of many of you too, that is actually a talented writer and has been trying to get movies done in Hollywood for a decade. So when I see this crap (see below), all I can do is shake my head and try not to cry.

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A Proper Response Could Be “Congratulations” With a Hint of “OH SH*T” In Your Tone

May 6, 2008 · 10 Comments

There will be a third Baby Mac entering the world some time this November.

My father’s response: “Boy, you gotta tie a rubber band around that thing!”

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No Children Were Used in the Production of this Blog Post

May 2, 2008 · 1 Comment

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