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Entries from June 2008

On Elitism and the President

June 25, 2008 · 4 Comments

Still unknowing in my Presidential pick, all this talk on Obama and elitism is fairly ridonculous. I’m not fully understanding why the conservative media is spinning elitism as bad. I think that if you tag elitism with any job in America, it should be with President of the United States.

I don’t want the President to be like me. I make too many mistakes. I settle for less. I work hard but am also lazy. I eat a bowl of ice cream every night and watch Inside Edition. I drive a Honda. I drink Corona and sometimes….PBR….in the can. I eat Little Ceasar’s Pizza with bread sticks (Hot N Ready for $5!).

I want the President to be the smartest guy in the room, and to know it. I want the President to be driven around in a custom Bentley, given a mimosa for breakfast, and be sponged bathed every morning with cashmere hankies.

Personally, I think Obama needs to embrace his elitism in public. He’s earned it. I never want to hear anything like “I am just like you…” come out of his mouth. Because it’s just not true. I think that exploiting a compassionate-elitist (if there could be such a phrase) attitude is what America really wants. That’s what most Americans want for themselves.

I don’t want to look at the President and see myself or like with W., think I could do better. I want to be led, to be in awe and to believe. All that being said, Obama’s rise above the normal man combined with his Marxist-ish talk about “we” and “the people” rub me the wrong way…and for that, I’m still not comfortable with him having my vote. I can’t help being a slightly conservative, white male capitalist who is sometimes extremely vain. What about my needs?

Read Maureen Dowd’s article in the NYTimes. Not that I agree with her always, but she’s hilarious.

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Things You Might Not Have Known About (ME:) (27)

June 24, 2008 · 2 Comments

: Can’t stop thinking about living on a farm and owning a bunch of chickens.

:: Just discovered the power of Craigslist (sold my car in two days for asking price, BOOM).

::: Can’t stop listening to this song.

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Albums to Pick Up (When I Get My Monies)

June 20, 2008 · 1 Comment

: The Raconteurs – Consolers of the Lonely

: The Notwist – The Devil, You + Me

: Beck – Modern Guilt (July 8th)

: The French Kicks – Swimming

: Liam Finn – I’ll Be Lightning

: Dr. Dog – Fate

: Amos Lee – Last Days at the Lodge

(so, should I get the new Coldplay or Death Cab??)

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Beaver Fever Fishing Mancation 2008 | Domination Edition

June 17, 2008 · 2 Comments

Over the weekend, the Lardawg and I dominated Beaver Lake. There were many highlights to the Striper fishing trip, which will all be told over the coming days. Until then, at your viewing pleasure is a fish. A gigantic fish. Which is now residing in my freezer. (more photos coming soon to Flickr)

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3 Things I’m Done With

June 6, 2008 · 1 Comment

: Girls trying to look like Feist.

: All this talk about how to be Green…we know already!

: The engine light coming on in my car…I see youuuuuuuuuuuu, shut up!

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Leaving on a Jet Plane

June 4, 2008 · 4 Comments

My wife and I have two free Southwest tickets to use. We would like a long weekend getaway before Baby Tres arrives in early November. Our first place of choice is the Pacific Northwest, like Portland. Where do you recommend us going in the Continental US? And if we choose Portland, what should we do while we are there (keep in mind that my wife will be muy prego)?

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Momma Said Knock You Out

June 3, 2008 · 1 Comment

The Internets Awesomeness, wait for it….wait for it. (via yewknee)

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