NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THIS came out of my daughter’s mouth today! WTF! We don’t even have cable.

3 of My Father’s Favorite Jokes

You guys seem to like posts about Daddy Mac. Here’s another:

• “My second wife and I tried to rekindle the flame, so we bought a waterbed. On the first night, her side froze.”
• “Our family dog growing up had only three legs. We named her Tripod. Tripod had a hard life. Every time she would go to the bathroom, she’d just fall over. After she passed away, we adopted a dog with no legs. We never did name her. We figured she couldn’t come if she was called anyways. She hated it when it snowed.”
• “I’ve tried losing weight by dieting. But I have to go on two diets just to get enough food.”

Bonus joke: “We had a lab once that peed all over the kitchen floor everytime it didn’t get its way. My father would beat it with a newspaper, rub its nose in it and throw it out the back door. That would’ve killed a parakeet.”

A Room With A View

Andrew Hetherington has spent many nights in hotel rooms. The concept is simple and perfectly executed. Refreshingly creative.

Help Me People

I’m going through a musical dead zone. Tell me what I need to be listening to. When you get a chance, check out LaLa.com. Yes, it is another music listening site, but with a few other bells and whistles. If you sign up, you get 50 free downloads. You can follow different people, whether you know them or not, to see what they are listening to and bands they are following. Good way to keep up with new musical finds.

Currently digging:

• Old Tears for Fears
• Cut // Copy
• several songs from the Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack