>I cannot, for the life of me, put keys on key rings*
>I’m getting into ManCare*
>I can never seem to kill flies*
Somebody throw a ‘gay bomb’ through the store window?
don’t worry, smacky. your remodeling exploits are a powerful antidote.
agreed. and you have a mean forehand in table tennis. maybe it’s because you take such good care of your hands…hmmm…
I’m not sure I would consider purchasing one stick of deoderant getting into ManCare. Although, maybe that’s just the beginning of a slippery slope. When I start seeing you do masks at home, I might get a little worried.
On point #3: that’s because your wife — the best fly-swatter around — always beats you to it.
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